Oh Grandma!

At the moment there is a hunt for a winter coat going on. A hunt that is somewhat impeded by the fact that one isn't quite sure what is wanted. Oh there is a very clear idea of what isn't wanted; no blocky shapes that go from tits to hips... it needs to have some curve in the design. And it can't be too long... more a jacket than a coat. And it needs to be soft too... a little bit snugly in fact.

Anyway in the end one did find the perfect jacket. It was lambskin with the fleece still inside, all in the most beautiful shade of red. There was even a hood... which did sort of lend it a very Little Red Riding Hood air. And it is a snip at just over a grand. Oh come on it was over 11 thousand dollars originally. It was a great buy...

He said no...

Well it was more a chocking, wheezing laugh really...

You know a girl could freeze and He wouldn't care...

Bastard!