Sunday, May 20, 2012

The best and the bitchiest of times

He was standing there as one finished work... actually he wasn't so one skipped off to do something else and came back to find him standing there... and off we set for home. We chatted about important things... the death of art and society and the inconsequential... namely His mother's latest knitting project. She has started to knit squares for a blanket after finally realising that none of her children are the chunky knit jumper types and that she can't sit in the doctor's office reading "Fifty Shades of Grey". You know one is starting to suspect that people read that book purely for the perverse feelings of embarrassment it produces... though one did take a moment to point out she should have got a Kindle J

He agreed to get the noodles for dinner that one has lusted after for over a week... the bastards took family time and closed their business for a long weekend... which unfortunately coincided with the beginnings of the cravings. Anyway we pulled up and it was closed... with no sign of an imminent opening. Tell you what He says, we'll go and get pizza for dinner and if they are open on the way back I'll stop so you can have noodles. See that right there is why He really is a prince.

Anyway we came home where He saw a reply that one made to an entry on kaya's journal on Fet... which can also be found here  for those who don't have a Fet account. It was a quiz in which one scored a massive 1% on both trust and agreeableness... He laughed. Reading the rest of it He asks so who were you like?
Umm... a bunch of politicians, including Hillary Clinton...
He laughed again and said well she's probably a bit of a bitch too...

Hello? Pot meet kettle...

Not that He fared much better with the quiz... coming in with 1% on both of those with the added bonus of "not very helpful". Finally proof of what one has been saying on here since the beginning. Mind you it was clear that there weren't going to be any humanitarian awards coming His way when he answered the statement "you sympathise with the homeless" with an exasperated "what good is that going to do them?"

So for those of you who have five more minutes to waste with a cup of something, the quiz can be found here

1 comment:

T said...

So supposedly I'm like Ralph Nader and Ann Frank, I am a slob, and a very imaginative person that likes to party. Lol, I knew that already but at least taking that quiz gave me something to do during the law and order SVU commercial break.